“Soccer has existed for over a century and a half without missed calls spelling the game’s doom.”

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

Deadspin: VAR is awful

Actually, no: We specify quite clearly that this is just the prize winnings for regular Jeopardy! competition—excluding precisely the tournaments and special return appearances you’re describing. Yeah, Brad is the top winner overall including all Jeopardy! appearances; but for standard play, it goes Jennings, then…

That’s almost enough money to buy his kid admission to USC.

(part of what makes Bronn such a compelling character is the realization he could go either way)

Who is wheeling him around and then leaving him?!

Warrior’s Ghost! Where the hell did you come from? Can someone put a bell on this guy?

I really hope they keep leaning into everybody just being weirded the fuck out by Bran. Dragons flying around and zombies on the march and nothing makes people more uncomfortable than the home schooled kid who cuts his own hair.

This is a great anecdote. For all of his many, many faults, he does seem like a pretty decent guy in the golfing community.

I cried. I didn’t know golf could make me cry.

I definitely would’ve missed all those shoehorned puns if you hadn’t italicized them, thanks for that 

Even funnier is the fact that he’s bragging about this. He thought that laughter-and-applause was for him. He’s retweeting himself with the hashtag #SassyWithMassie.

Kids today will never know the struggle.

Clue 2 about his young age is he thinks dudes can’t/won’t jerk off without access to Internet porn. I guess he never had to jerk off to underwear ads in the Sunday paper.

Yeah, based on my extrapolation of the current data (teens to 40s) I’ll drop to zero at about age 380.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

According to CNN, it was $2.90 in 1979 and $3.10 in 1980.

Also according to CNN, that $3.10 in 1980 is the equivalent of $9.50 in 2018 dollars.

So no, the minimum wage hasn’t actually gone up, it’s gone down.

And with regard to tipped wage, you’re assuming that wage and tip theft isn’t a systematic problem in the…

Nice red card.........for me to poop on.