I’ve been throwing my carryout/delivery pizzas in a 200F oven for years now.  Worth the extra wait.

They were just making sure O’s fans have nothing to feel good about.  This is how it is for us.

As a fan, I can assure you, winning the opening series of the year in the Bronx and being 3-1 today is exciting, given the current state of the organization as outlined in the post.

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

This news truly shocks the conscience.

The same is true of this country as a whole; we have no idea who the hell we are any more because the future is too scary to contemplate and rather than grapple with it together as though we all have skin in the game, we’re fighting over what the past was.

And it’s $50 if you want to park in the special enclosed garages where fans can turn on the car and asphyxiate themselves after suffering through a Mets game.

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

When I lived in D.C. I took the Northeast Regional to the Gawker (RIP) mothership once a month or so. It was mostly fine and good! It’s the rest of it that’s the problem.

I am also a frequent NYC-DC train rider and I LOVE IT.

Between eating lead paint and huffing leaded gas fumes, boomers are a uniquely mentally defective generation:

Same reason that free college scares them. No one complains about the “free” education we get through HS, because a HS diploma really doesn’t get you very far these days. But add on those extra 4 years, which might allow the poors to have a chance, and everyone goes nuts because that financial advantage might be taken…

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Channel Seven seems like the kind of place that would "solve" the problem of sexual harrassment in the workplace by firing all the good-looking secretaries and interns.

An octave is a pretty massive shift for the human voice. 

This is one of my very favorite cookbooks. And I really think it’s best understood as more of an entertainingly written text book on commercial kitchen organization. The most detailed and intense information is all about mis en place, setting a station, prep and base technique than in complex recipes. And the recipes…

Ban college athletics.

It’s hard to imagine Julianne Moore ever being wrong for a part. It’s equally difficult to picture anyone playing Lee Israel better than Melissa McCarthy did. Talk about a tour-de-force.

I actually really love that she’s talking about this. I had a shitty review at work this week, and feel like a total failure at life. To think that someone as respected and established as Juianne Moore could be fired kinda makes me think “you know what, no one is immune from this shit.” I know the shame she’s probably…