I wish it were rarer.

“Asshole Dies on Toilet”

Presumably the shock had already caused the champagne trumpet to fall from his hand.

It was the hoagie requested by a death row killer as his last meal, but got sent to the wrong address, and now the killer’s spirit is coming for revenge. Also, there was pork belly.

It’s a little bit strange for two celebrities to die of a blood disorder on the same day, no?

Indeed!

Sorry to hear that. It’s crazy random, the way it works.

On working with Theron:
C D C A# Am, F G F Dm F G♭... B♭ A G♭m!

Seriously, you complain that part of your food isn’t “runny” enough, you deserve what you get.

It’s very symbolic - he’s going to keep getting the eggs wrong until his son impregnates the girlfriend.

Whew. Nick’s the only person I know personally (did high school drama with him) who has had this kind of response to the virus. It’s been a scary, draining ride. Great to see the love and attention this is getting.

Isn’t Gilead the type of regime that would monitor every border crossing and blow up the roads it couldn’t cover?

Nerve, gas... ICWYDT

It should go under “When Romance Met Comedy.”

Welcome to the post-shame society. Those waiters probably have agents now.

Well, if it’s truly all she’s ever known, then she should be happy being stuck with her creepy parents for eternity! And hey, it’s a big house, she can avoid Liv.

Aunt Janet seemed like she was being set up to get some screen time/backstory eventually, and then the writers decided it was too much and wrote all her scenes out. Maybe her arc would have been compelling, but there are already a lot of characters jostling for screen time, and I can see not wanting to deal with the…

Troubled semi-psychic on her way to being possessed by malevolent spirits - I can buy it.

Yeah, the “no one’s lived there for 26 years” line threw me. So Nell is 32? I guess being haunted keeps you young. (Also, I don’t think that Ikea button rug in young Nell’s room existed 26 years ago.)

I dunno, a lot of creepy shit at Hill House happens during the day too.