Mo'Nique's in UHF??

Etsy that shit!

Nina actually tried to interact with Aja during the lipsync, which I always think is a more gutsy move than random acrobatics. It shows you have confidence and pulls focus to yourself without obnoxiously crowding the other queen off the stage.

I thought that was Little Bongo's line.

"That one's Jerry the Nazi, and that one's… Alan. The Nazi."

Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man… heh heh heh. Heh.

Did you know Kinch had a radio in the coffee pot?

It's mostly the delicate part.

Tom Sawyer? I hardly know 'er!

Ironic tourism is a big market.

Orgasm Guy isn't gonna live up to his name today.

You can also check out the latest Hatesong, where one of her songs is discussed in a perfect illustration of Vonnegut's "putting on a suit of armor to attack a hot fudge sundae."

Lousy pass rush, for one thing.

It was with a lawn dart, and you know it.

Certain websites are counting on it.

I hope you embarrassed the shit out of her for that.

It's tough because she's surrounded by great performances, but don't think Jean Smart has gotten enough credit on this show. Melanie has to be a mentor who holds everything together while constantly being overruled by these impulsive, smart-ass kids, all without going off on them like she clearly wants to. She's…

A pile of Christ Steaks?

Oliver came a hair's breadth from fully redeeming the word "JYEAH!"

LORD PALMERSTON!