I never quite got the freakout over the Double Down. It's just chicken and cheese - basically a crappier version of chicken cordon bleu. I don't see how it's so much worse than the rest of the menu. Everyone complains that it's oily, well, hello, it's fucking KFC. It might be different if they used "KFC Cheese Sauce,"…

Maybe… with a little hair dye.

Never heard of Alfa Romeo!? Whaddya think Benjamin Braddock was driving, a Saab?

Something happened to Don Was?

Could you make us a second pilot?

"I make YOUR BLOOD run on time!"

I AM A ZIPPER LAWYER, PLEASE APPROACH ME

If you wear them as long as we do, yes.

Well, I've always known the latter.

Wow, I thought Bud Chelada was an original concoction. Turns out the Mexicans are to blame!

I've been drinking them forever, and I can't recall ever being given an oyster on the side. A big honkin' celery stick is the standard, and they usually dunk some olives or a pickled green bean in there too.

"Now listen, I don't have your money! It's at Tom's house, and Fred's house, and the thousand-year-old butterfly's house, and the houses of the ocular tetrasphere!"

Wow, 9 years ago. We need an updated list, AV Club!

Chico McTalkfortwohours

Afterlife Mannix

They were forced to take a lot of hack work near the end.

It's alternative dignity.

Is Ziggy the one who smashes the fruit?

Sorry, won't work: Hitler was a boob guy.

… yeah, they're not going very long.