Boomlenniexer.

How did I never see that Rob Riggle was born to play TR? It seems so obvious now.

They loved his first minute, then despised his next three, then talked about the dichotomy over his last minute.

What, this? It's German for "The, Mexicans, the."

And they're all in ChickLit, no less.

That makes a bit more sense, though you'd still have to be really careful not to get blocked by the person on stage right. I feel like once someone goes up the runway, it's the signal that they're about to lose, though I have only my shoddy memory to go by on this.

"blowing their fanbases"

I get that. I specifically meant moving up and away from the stage when there's someone else to draw focus. (Edit: and when the only way to go is up a single narrow lane.)

It kept Alyssa in the show three weeks longer, so I'm fine with the returning queen gimmick.

Dear queens: stop walking up the runway during a lipsynch. Just stop. I don't know what advantage you think this gives you, but all you're doing is giving your competitor the chance to move to centre stage, not only becoming the focal point but also completely blocking you. For a few crucial moments, you're basically…

I think the first joke was about both of those things, since you have to be a bit self-aware to realize you have no foresight, but this is not the hill I want to die on, so I'll just say I was probably being dense about your joke.

Why does it have to be carbon? #allrodsmatter

It is if it's the opposite wall.

It reads more like you didn't get that the original premise was a joke and you're walking it back instead of taking it forward.

… that's the joke?

It also has a Last Man on Earth vibe, as each episode so far has one moment where some part of the initial setup is shattered.

I kind of get that vibe too. She seems to fail twice for every one amazing win. If Alyssa were on your fantasy football team, she'd be Jeremy Hill.

Fired? But Emily had so much on her plate!

"Here you go, Mr. Wallbanger!"

Who plays Willis?