The "tone" argument is a regular in our house. Both of us have a pitch that can set the other off quick because we associate it with incoming assholery, and it's usually that one of us needs a snack.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is an example of the problem.

Dude, that isn't slut-shaming. That is a literal transcript of her new video.

My fave is the bulldog. They're made of lead and dark matter, and are the physically densest creature in the known universe, so one surfing isn't just awesome, it's AWESOME BEYOND ALL PHYSICS.

Grammar nerd: Using the word "ambivalent" and then using that header image is the reason why people think ambivalent and apathetic are synonyms!

Ahh, I like the clamdigger look! I suggested it to my boyfriend when he was complaining about the heat and he looked at me like I was nutz, which is funny because he will usually follow my direction on all sartorial issues.

I am mad at the lack of Supernatural here.