Sure. I found it via Google.

So she basically explained that it's a good ol' (white) boy's club. Somehow this fails to address my concerns.

Curses, how did you know?! After suggesting that just maybe industry-specific awards should better reflect the diversity present in that industry, and that the make-up of that industry should better reflect the diversity present in the general population, I did have tanks primed to roll over the Polish border!

It is a social club, really, and it's makeup of mostly older white males had been known all along. We shouldn't get so invested in what they promote, but we do.

...and male.

That's a ridiculous way to go about it, then. Might as well call it a social club instead of an industry association.

They aren't. Bless your heart, you ARE lost!

That's not how the Motion Picture Academy works. If memory serves, you have to be sponsored by two members or receive a nomination to even be considered.

They aren't. Are you okay? You seem lost.

"...each branch comes up with its own criteria for excellence and each nominates its colleagues..."

So it's not just a bunch of old white men sitting round a table.

also i was super into that lorde & taylor story. pls write me more fanfic.

"And both girls died in a car accident on prom night" is what really did me in.

The entitlement in telling another woman what to do with her eyebrows. I just — not to be obnoxious about it, but this is how women enact and enforce the patriarchy on one another.

I'm only surprised she didn't specify nail length. I feel a deep hunger to pay one of the girls to get 5-inch monster-claw french tips, because I believe in obeying the letter of the law always and the spirit of the law never.

Can we talk about spanx? I don't wear them because aint nobody got time for that. But a friend of mine went through a spanx craze, only to abandon them, because she felt that they squished her body fat in such a way that she looked weirdly tube-like. She called it the 'german sausage' effect. And after she pointed…

You arrive at college. You have been ripped away from all of your support systems at home. Maybe you didn't have much of a support system at home. You are confused and lonely and wobbly and excited and don't even know where your feet are.

The thing that made my blood boil was the eyeglass part. YOU CAN PULL MY EYEGLASSES FROM MY COLD, DEAD FACE YOU REGINA GEORGE CLONE!

I know there are thousands of women in sororities and millions who have been. WHY?! I can usually come up with a devil's advocate argument for why people might do things I don't understand, but I got nothing on this one.