Oh god, they sound awful. I’ve had problems with horrible/dangerous neighbors too.

Ugh, neighbors are the worst! I’m moving because my neighbors downstairs have horrible cooking/smoking smells that are coming in my windows.

Is calling the cops a big no, no? I would.

I feel your struggle.

Hi Betty. I’d recommend going to your doctor and having your hormones checked or even have a chat to see if there are any other underlying issues. xK

“People have been saying” that the media have transcripts and tapes of the whole Trump klan ‘treasoning’ with Russia. I’m making the choice to believe it’s true because it makes me happy.

I have the same problem. I haven’t had much of a sex drive in years, and am still trying to get to the bottom of it. Prior to losing my libido, I was an insatiable horn-dog, so I feel like I deceived my husband.

Whenever I need to pack or clean stuff, I put some version of Hoarders on. It makes me really motivated and organized, because OMG I don’t want that to be me.

It’s not like I don’t find him sexually attractive anymore or anything. I just don’t really feel sexual at all towards anything anymore. I miss the intimacy with him. We are about to get married and it worries me. I started taking birth control around the same time so I thought that was it. I stopped taking it last…

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

Honestly, I’m just so sad all the time now. The Trump regime just keeps getting worse. And apathy keeps growing.

While Amy may never “breakout” and be a “huge star” she better get a lifetime achievement Emmy in the future.

Darkest Timeline Update: The Boy Scouts of America is now apologizing for the President’s lunatic behavior.

My understanding is that Scaramucci does not yet officially work for the White House.

I was living alone when I first read I Like You, and I thought I was going to die from asphyxiation by laughter. The recipes were legit, too! So much practical information (a la glue mnemonic) in hilarious presentation.

Good rule of thumb, if someone freaks out over an occasional fart, screw them. But if someone farts all the time around someone, screw them too. A good relationship is about finding the middle ground.

How did John Mayer escape this list?

A man’s hearing is never better than when he’s jerking off. The proverbial pin drop becomes literal.

Agreed. And his lame “they don’t even smell all the time” is belied by the fact that his GF has had enough and told him to fart in a closed room with a fan on. Buddy, your farts smell, your GF is right, you are an animal.

I mean, if your girlfriend (or dad, or coworker, or whatever) doesn’t want to sit in your fart stench cloud, then it’s kind of rude to make her, right? I know there are all these people who claim that you’re not TRULY in love with someone until you can fart in front of them or take a shit with the door open or…