I feel like Jezebel is in the process of folding in on itself-allthese lovely writers heading off. Is Univision being sucky?

That woman had beautiful eyebrows... Until Obamacare took them and grafted them onto an illegal immigrant.

oh no, is everyone good leaving?

I can’t believe found Obama time to make Americans suffer under his care while simultaneous planning 9/11. What a truly great President we had.

Chelsea Clinton earned a PhD in international relations from the University of Oxford, on top of her Master’s from Oxford and her BA in history from Stanford. FUCK YEAH she’s more qualified to be President than 100% of Team Tromp.

Chelsea’s response: “Good morning Mr. President. It would never have occurred to my mother or my father to ask me.”

Don’t worry about the Sinclair/Tribune merger, they have a note from Epshteyn’s mother. 

Host for the Tonight Show.

Wait? Am I not supposed to like this? Because I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, I actually freakin’ love that dress.

I want that dress NOW

I saw John Waters at a bar once. Not only was he not an asshole when I asked if I could take a picture with him, but he bought me a drink and chatted for 15 minutes or so.

The National Arboretum is so fab and seems like such a secret. I love the bonsai and having a picnic there. Such a great place.

Buh? Can’t you just return it if you’re done with it?

If only she and “DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!” suffer the same fate as Veruca and Papa Salt by the end of this farce.

You’d think with the overwhelmingly shitty success rate of the phrase “do you know who I am” ppl would stop saying it

That ... ... whatever she’s wearing... toroughly not OSHA-compliant for a construction site.

I would vote for your cat in a heartbeat. She has more personality than the entire Trump clan put together.

I have a really smart cat, who maybe can hold hearings in my place when I’m too bored/unfocused to do my job.