Your experience matches mine with my 4YO. He just starts making noise because he can and he’s not the focus of the conversation.

Oh I definitely got what she was saying and agreed with the premise behind it. It was just when she got to what her family actually does, which is two dinners every night, my brain just went “lol no.”

This is how you run a household. Firm boundaries and no drama. My sister was the picky one too. My dad worked late and my mom was home early so she made dinner and he cleaned up. You ate what was on your plate or you went hungry.

It’s different when the kids are older and you have more than one. Mine are 7 & 5, and I can’t tell you how many times we’ve had to say “be quiet! Sometimes I get to talk to dad/mom!” Because, honestly, it’s like everytime one of us starts to talk, one of them starts talking over us or singing a random song. They’re…

This was my mom’s approach to dinner (I am one of many children, but we were all close in age) My dad would come home from work around 5:30. He was a land surveyor and his job was very physically demanding, so he would come home starving. She cooked dinner for him, and we all ate when he got home. There were no wars…

I mean, the only reason that I tend to make sure we all eat at the same time when we’re home is because I want my goddamn kitchen to be cleaned in fell swoop.

I hear their ratings are down so the end may be near.

I hope you texted him “I am more than my holes.”

Happy #Canada150 Day Everyone!!!!!

Man, that sucks. Now you have to leave your house and start your life over with nothing. It all belongs to the snake now.

WHAT DID YOU DO, is thisNORMAL where you live?!

I mean I love snakes but fuck no to that shit

I’m pouring a big belt of tequila into my limeade; I had a rough day. A COTTONMOUTH INVADED MY SUNROOM.

you guys, I really wish the kardashian empire would fall. Im so sick of them.

How does one get ungreyed exactly? I post semi regularly. I’m not super annoying and my gif game is above average. I’m a lesbian, so I’d rather not blow anyone. Hints? Tips?

I think I’m done with Pixar, it’s depressing as hell. I took my 3 kids to see “Inside-Out” as a treat a couple years ago during a hard week. We were excited for some fun escapism and instead we all sat convulsing and ugly crying the whole time. Even without the whole “Bing-Bong” tragedy the story was bleak and…

Now to learn the abusive history of Sid and why he tortures toys to vent his anger.

That is bad advice. How could anyone possibly live without a cat?

This poor kid and his poor family. But damn Trump for politicizing this and making it about what he did for Otto vs. what Obama didn’t do.

How the hell do you marry someone and not see their butthole?

Just watch some porn and all your questions will be answered. It doesn’t take a magical school bus to find that which you seek.