Yeah, if I could let go of the memory of falling for my coworker’s prank and embarrassing myself in front of my friend’s cool older sister in grade 10 THAT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT. I honestly still think about it on a regular basis and it was almost 15 years ago.

The thing I remember most about the movie was the reveal of the burn victim. My biggest problem with the film is just that it’s a bit too long. It could be better with editing, cutting out the less interesting bits.

Considering they’re looking like giving the Russians back those compounds in Maryland and New York despite the terrible optics I’d say it’s odds on they’ll try and block Comey’s testimony. Like they even give any sort of shit anymore.

Ugh. Kingpin is a fucking masterpiece, the rest I could take or leave.

Same.

Audibly cackled at this.

Charlamagne and Wendy Williams will probably never speak again and that’s fine with me.

it is my hope that these people have moved on to more ‘factual’ outlets and that might be the case for not-so-Brightbart (yes, i know) but i’ll guess that for FauxNews Channel it is a result of thier demo passing away and not just passing by the channel.

$69-a-month Birchbox-style subscription filled with “exclusive and vintage Donald J. Trump merchandise.”

Cory Booker wants to take it easy on Jared Kushner....since it has been revealed that Kushner has made SIZABLE contributions to Cory Booker.

I would not wear that, were I a dame,

Maddi is being disciplined, not because she’s pregnant, but because she was immoral. The Student Pledge which every student from 5th grade through 12th grade signs states that this application of Philippians 4:8 “extends to my actions, such as protecting my body by abstaining from sexual immorality and from the use…

I’ve done shrooms probably a dozen times over the course of 3 years now and it lightens the existential load so to speak. But beyond that? No. The world is still the world.

Everyone who was anyone had a cameo, but really, sweetie darling, La Collins stole that spotlight from all the others. BTW, there’s a gal who proudly embraces her age (84!), and always has.

Love the “what are you feeding him?” poke from the pope. Straight out of the Latino Grandpa Playbook. A nice way of saying, “I didn’t realize he was so fat.”

He should have brought back Benedict as a one day stand in.

Ugh...I cannot believe I am about to say this...*sigh*

Get ready to raise the gross level. She was photographed with David fucking Spade at what might be a bar. (In her defense she said she didn’t know who David Spade was and thought he was the waiter.)

This is it. We are officially living in a full-blown Idiocracy. I give it 2 years until we start trying to water our crops with Gatorade.