I didn’t sleep well last night because I couldn’t get my downstairs toilet unplugged. I woke up this morning with this sort of foggy dread and said, “why am I sad? oh right, the toilet’s broken.”
If I get that affected by a clogged toilet, how do these people ever go to sleep and wake up, knowing what they did and what…

This is so juicy. Franken is going to waste him.

IME it costs more to move bodies/coffins in the South due to the poor preservation, delicate condition of the remains and the coffins, and the difficult field conditions. You are correct about the soils in this area; there are also some weather and time constraints. We couldn’t work if it was too hot or too humid as…

Anyone noticing that most of the liberal heroes right now are women?

You guys. You guys.

She was great today.

McMaster, being on active duty, did not have the option of declining an order from the president and continuing in his previous role, though. He could put in his papers earlier than he meant to, or he could take a big bite of that... um, bullet. Doesn’t really give us any indication of whether he thought he could…

Nah, he will hire this guy.

Vice Admiral Harward turned down the job, calling it a “shit sandwich.” He knew that his biggest adversaries would be Trump’s fragile ego and Bannon’s dumb ideas. McMaster probably thought he could float above all that.

Is it undermining when the person you’re undermining has no clue what he’s talking about? Einstein wasn’t “undermining” physics and mathematics.

Omg “summer teeth” I’ve never heard that before and now I’m cackling

It was a French series of books and a tv show. I remember loving the books in the mid 80's, although I couldn’t for the life of me tell you what it was about.

The bottles immediately reminded me of these guys, albeit not as trippy and cool.

Same. I’m not an action movie person though. Oh no, I’m wrong. The last time I saw him in a movie was Rock of Ages. He should really do more character acting. Or I mean that’s where I would like to see him, but he can do whatever he wants with his piles of money, obvi.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

To this day I will never understand what the hell that was. Was he happy he’d found a “partner” that would keep him youthful re: Hollywood? Was he performing for the audience and forgot cameras were there? This was around the time it was rumored he’d be doing a Bollywood-type movie with Aishwarya Rai so maybe he was…

Yeah, but I like Peter Graves.

I cannot recall the last time I’ve seen a Tom Cruise movie. Probably Mission Impossible...3?4? Aren’t his movies all the same? That boyish likeability went out the window by the time he had his 2nd eye-tuck.

For his next prank: “we’ve secretly replaced this Epipen with peanut oil and oyster sauce.”

I disagree. Quite the opposite in fact. The online audience already knows what happened. It’s the ones who don’t regularly visit sites like Gizmodo that are the target audience of these ads because they’re the ones who need to be outraged in order for anything to happen.