My inner five year old is, too. I loved the Poirot episodes of Mystery, even more than I loved Cadfael. They need to find a suitable facsimile or give up.

Remember this?

I want to believe you, truly I do, but could they hurry the hell up a little bit please?

♫ A super callous fragile racist sexist Nazi POTUS.
Even now the sound of it is simply quite atrocious.
Maybe if you drink enough it won’t seem all that hopeless.
Our super callous fragile racist sexist Nazi POTUS. ♫ 

Just for reference: I rarely drink alcohol, but I smoke weed every day.

Oh dear god Rachel’s accompaniment has my dying

I wouldn’t mind if they instead found another celebrity to do Mick Mulvaney and his ridiculous conference call that went off the rails. We need to expand the ridicule beyond the usual suspects to show how dysfunctional the entire executive branch has become.

I worked with Hercule Poirot. I knew Hercule Poirot. Hercule Poirot was a friend of mine. Mustachioed Branagh, you’re no Hercule Poirot.

Why does everything has to be remade??

Anybody want to go in on a bet as to when this motherfucker Spicer has a stroke over semantics?

Rachel Maddow did a hilarious segment last night on yesterday’s conference call and briefing, so I’m expecting her to follow up on the wall/fence seminar from today.

I fucking hate PowerPoint. I hate everything about it. I would rather just listen and take notes.

When the press finally stands together and asks him the same question over and over until he answers it with an actual answer.

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

She won the popular vote by almost three million votes. She has every right to go out there and rub it in everyone’s faces that somehow shithead’s the one in the White House.

Having an allergy to / intolerance of one specific protein does not mean a person has an allergy to / intolerance of all proteins. Also, it is possible to have a diet that is both high-protein and gluten-free. The point of a gluten-free diet is not to avoid all proteins.

I suspect that a lot more people have issues with gluten than realize it. I had all kinds of tests over three years and my issues were explained away as IBS. Eventually a blood test from a natural pharmacy showed an intolerance to gluten. Going gluten free completely fixed the issues.

Good. I hope he’s miserable. I hope every single member of this awful administration is miserable. I hope none of them get a good night of sleep for the rest of their lives. What they are attempting to do to this country and the people in it is disgusting. I have never seen a group of people that were so…

You know what? I’d probably go home, too.

My son is in bed by no later than 8:30pm and he is 13. Only nights he is up any later is during Scout night, then he goes to bed as soon as he gets home.