The truth will come out, just not at this moment, because I am still talking...

It's 7 points, but when you factor in the conversion rates it's actually 2.6 points.

Hey Jenn, remember that time you were relevant? Me either.

"Trygve Lief Bjorkstam!"

While the second to last paragraph may be true, Kemp absolutely has a right to be pissed about the 9th inning AB. Pitch 4: Ball. Pitch 5 in the exact same spot: Strike. No way to excuse that.

Oh, & I'm a Cardinals fan. Kemp has every right to complain about that at bat, because he's right.

It is the work of an insane person.

It's too bad for Andrew McCutchen that he has to play in the same league as Jesus Christ himself. It also sucks for me as a Giants fan and a Catholic that Clayton Kershaw is Jesus Christ himself.

When reached for comment, Mr. Dwyer's wife, Violet, was quick to confirm Mr. Dwyer's lack of support.

He definitely took it too far with the whole sarcastic "victim" thing, but aren't we all wondering the same thing about how she could pretend like it's no big deal? As in, if that's not a big deal, what else is going on in that relationship that's not a big deal?

His last name is Wilpon, so the helmet isn't necessarily indicative of any ongoing construction.

Thank God we have brave white people like Albert to explain to us how Jason Whitlock, Rembert Browne, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar don't recognize racism.

Are you not the guy who tells deadspin readers how to make zucchini boats? Why are you writing a story on racism? Lastly, what an awful picture.

Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.

Merging the "reclining seat" and "wearing shorts" nontroversies, I see.

I live in the Lou and can tell you first hand that racism is alive and well. However, this article really seems one-sided. Maybe the cop is a murderer, maybe the cops are so fried by the constant violence that one snapped and killed a kid. Sure sounds like it but I'll wait for the Feds and County to wrap up there…

Thank god that wasn't a Diamondbacks pitcher or else McCutchen would die tomorrow.

I would've went with "Verlander??!?! I 'ardly know 'er!"

The kid is NINE years old. Maybe its his favorite FSU shirt. The one he got from his grandfather weeks before he died and the one he sleeps in. The Mike guy can choke on a bowl of cocks.

The key to sneaking in appears to be wearing a suit and telling security you are there for an important meeting.

Well I don't think that pro-voucher/charter schools folk are as bad as you think. We are mostly made out to be mostly anti-vax/pro-jesus/wtf-ever makes people uncomfortable at the moment when all we want is a good fucking education for ALL children. Like you said "if my tax dollars are going to educate my children, or…