How do you know what stale piss tastes like? Weird.

Kinda feeling like you’re into pee for some reason....

Not my proudest FAP.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Flying by you with no lights or siren is less alarming? The lights and siren are there to warn you and keep everyone safe. I do believe, but can’t know every ordinance of every county, that police must always use lights and sirens when responding to a call at anything exceeding the current speed limit or laws. There…

First world problems I guess.
You’re pushing the key to unlock, you know the reverse lights come on, but the amount of confusion outweighs all benefits. Wow-wee!