@Mediokra: It's totes open, from what I can see — including the La Femme show on the weekends. Have we confirmed whether Bebe performs there?

@BlondeGrlz: But they killed off Bill! If they kill Aaron Pierce by the end of this season, I'm gone like King Kong.

@marimari: HE'S ON TWITTER?! *runs off to start following him*

I can't help it: I look at this guy, and I hear the voice of Dr. Leo Spaceman from 30 Rock. If I recall correctly, Spaceman *is* listed as an OB-GYN in the WGA health plan manual.

Yay for wearing a helmet! I've mentioned it here before, but my stepdad crashed with another cyclist a couple of years ago, and escaped a major head injury solely because he was wearing a helmet. Jezzies, please please please wear bike helmets, even though they look dorky.

@hortense: Nope, sorry. Ever since I saw Tom Selleck on The Daily Show talking about his brain-damaged sheep and the blind cow his wife made him have cremated, I've decided I have to keep all Selleck memorabilia for myself.

Is she wearing a knitted gray kerchief? It is so adorable!

@Notes from the underwhelmed: Like other people who've replied to this comment, I just avoid boutiques altogether, because I assume they won't have anything that fits me. And I won't go in and browse through the accessories. If I'm not good enough to wear the clothes in your boutique, you're not good enough for me to…

I'm totally down with Salma's outfit, and not just for summertime cocktail hours.

I want to be Emma Thompson when I grow up. That is all.

Seriously, what happened to Donna Karan? She used to dress in flattering shapes, and now she's wearing a coat she found in the dumpster behind the Muppet Workshop at FAO Schwarz.

@polypam: Will you be expanding this to other celebrity genomes? I'm putting in my request for an Anderson Cooper with whom to hang out, snarking at reality shows.

So. That middle guy on the third page. Salmon shirt, red-and-blue rep-striped tie, TWO-BUCKLED print belt, pants that start at his sternum. *headdesk*

I will fight any of you feminazi bonerkillers for the attentions of one Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I'm talking some hardcore Michelle Yeow shit. For serious.

Oh, the gossip these two could share. And generate.

@Dodai: Believe it or not, there IS yarn that glows in the dark. Amazing, isn't it?

@Hiroine Protagonist: And we thank you for it. :-)

"...And Rudy was a really, really long time ago. I will be 30 on April 9."

@bluebears: I've done the same thing with David Krumholtz ever since Addams Family Values. To me, he's always Krumholtz!, complete with mental excalamation point.

He was the Man of Style in InStyle a few months ago, and talking about how dating Diane Krueger has brought him into the world of fashion. I especially liked the story about how he was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld once and couldn't figure out how "little old me from Vancouver" had gotten there.