Hell, I'd wear that outfit complete with the hat and gloves. And the resemblance between Barrymore and Little Edie *is* remarkable.

He's adorable. He can sing (Hairspray!) and apparently almost played Hugh Jackman's boyfriend in The Boy from Oz when it was on Broadway — scheduling problems kept X-Men fanboys from committing mass hara-kiri during The Kiss.

Can I maim this guy yet? I have lots of possible methods in mind, so it's bound to be entertaining to watch. I promise to put the video on the YouTubes.

When I was a print-media buyer at an ad agency (five years ago), BH&G had an audited readership of over nine million (by contrast, People had a weekly circulation of 25 million). BH&G definitely was the behemoth of the magazine category known as Women's Service (which I privately — i.e., in my head — dubbed the…

@abogada: Yep, we're there 10am - noon on Sundays, feel free to stop by! Just say 'I'm from Jezebel,' and I introduce you around. *g*

Reasons Rachael Ray Must Be Stopped

Ellen Barkin: Patron Saint of Cougars.

@mojitobaby: Plus, Bruce Jenner did appear in Can't Stop the Music — obviously he's lacking in judgment.

I'm a big fan of The Smitten Kitten, in Minneapolis. The owners (both women) are very forthright and sex-positive, and have established a foundation to educate people about toxic sex toys (the "jelly" plastic kind that contain phthalates, as well as microscopic holes that can harbor yeast or other bacteria, despite…