You forgot babbling on about Murray Rothbard and, of course, bitcoins.

Yeah.

Well, he is a patriot...

If you work in media, or anywhere, have a separate phone number and email address, which can be changed.

Yeah, but the squirrels were pissed off.

Still seems drunk.

Given that it was a young guy crashing a car early in the morning it sounds like a drunk driving incident.

The neck beard serves as protection as well.

More of a cloaca, but yes. The whole thing was mallardjusted.

You missed the big ending, the part where the mallard ducks are released. Mind blowing.