As a well bearded, ostensibly heterosexual man, I feel the urge sometimes to rub beards with other men when I’m drunk. We’re talking chin-to-chin, like we’re gnomes or something.

Let me be the very first to say: still would.

I don’t understand women that don’t like chest hair. It is so sexy and manly.

I love chest hair.

“Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

God bless Cardi B. I do wish Bernie was younger, but he’s a damn sight better than a lot of our other options at this point. (I’M TALKING TO YOU, JOE. GO ENJOY A QUIET RETIREMENT.)

thats not what happened though, he was only living there temporarily. he moved out in less than a year and his parents helped him move all his stuff to his new home, except for the porn.

If you are an adult and leave something behind at your parents’ house without an explicit agreement that they’ll store it for you indefinitely, you can’t be mad if they end up throwing it away. Their house is not your storage locker and if you really cared about your possessions, you’d have brought them with you or…

NOW you tell me.....

Eartha Kitt wasa stone cold bad ass.

I think you also need a dose of my baby girl at a penguin encounter that was done with an educational class first and no grabbing of the birds.

And the most important aspect of the job is to

Yeah, I’d be celebrating if it was an Asian CEO of a company that touts rhino horn as a luxury health tonic who was killed and eaten, but not so much some poor indigenous African person just trying to survive.

We had this in Canada. Judge Robin Camp asked the survivor (whom he repeatedly called “the defendant” in the judgment) why she didn’t just keep her legs closed while being assaulted. The Court of Appeal had words for him, as did the Canadian legal education community, and he was removed from the bench. 

Rapists hate him! Prevent sexual assault with this one weird trick!

EXACTLY. I was on a work trip last month when my uncle died. When I explained this to my boss, she expressed her sympathies, and asked me if I would like a hug. I declined, and she was cool with it. And honestly, the fact that she asked first touched me so fucking deeply I almost started crying (again) then and there.

Seriously: he rested his hand on a squirming woman’s thigh at a sexual assault event.

Joe has done this kind of shit to a lot of women in his many decades in office, so we can realistically expect more of them to come forward, as they should.

And in a field with this many strong, viable candidates, he’s only leading with a tiny plurality. Having 10-15% odds of becoming the nominee, vs everyone else’s 0-5 or 5-10 still means high odds that it’ll be someone else. And he’s basically gone as far as suggesting he doesn’t want to run if he doesn’t already know…

I swear to god, if I see one more “this isn’t a problem, he’s the only possible way to beat Trump” comment, I’m gonna scream.