I think 3 dots is a good starting dose? We need to make sure she’s not allergic to eating paper before we increase the dose. (hi, deerlady)
I think 3 dots is a good starting dose? We need to make sure she’s not allergic to eating paper before we increase the dose. (hi, deerlady)
Stop, I can only get so aroused.
I graduated with a degree in comparative literature (*slinks off in shame*), and the person who gave our commencement speech said:
Special Snowflake here, I met my boyfriend on Tinder (albeit in Japan, where most of the local men—can’t say the same for foreigners—are extremely mild.) and we are very much in happy coupledom. I have no problem telling people we met on a dating app but he prefers we say we met at the cafe where our first date was.…
Breathe, yo.
A quick perusal of Stacey Dash’s IMDB credits reveals a valuable actress and master negotiator...
Sure, sure. It’s the activists’ fault. Why couldn’t everyone just shut up and let animal cruelty for fun and profit continue forever?
If this is Plain Jane then the vast majority of us are literal garbage people
Perfection, thy name is Lupita.
Or as we like to call them “Bear Pinatas”.
SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…
Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.
So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.
It’s just a rebound, it’s just a rebound, it’s just a rebound.
GWEN JFC
Oh, dear.
It’s not condescending! There are people that just want a ring and a party and want a decent dude who will give it to them. That is their right and it is totally fine. I cannot be the only commenter on Jezebel that has friends where the proposal ultimatum is borne out of wanting the show of a wedding and the title of…
giving a more youthful look