Cool story, bro.

Let them eat cake.

Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

Um, no.

No, Yes, No, Yes, No, No.

YUP. Rose is like that girl you went to high school with who won’t stop talking about how complicated her love for the guy she dated in 10th grade is. And you’re like “that was 11 years ago. He’s married now” and she’s all “yeah, but she doesnt know him like I do.”

That boy is a Sinatra. Nobody can tell me ANY different.

We feel bad for a man who has had a rough life, witnessed far too many loved ones die, and ultimately succumbed to the throes of addiction and depression.

Marketing. They were incredibly successful in tapping the “stick it to the man, share-economy” market. Who needs regulation and licensing? C’mon kids, let’s put on a show in the old barn! That’s filled with rapists!

I mean I should delete that comment but honestly “fucking kites” is making me laugh so hard we’re just gonna let it stay for a sec

Kites are the worst. Sometimes I wish I could just clip all their strings.

If y’all get to get rid of tv’s in taxis, I demand that those startling Exxon pump tv’s be removed.

LOTS of people experience depression after their weddings, even if they went perfectly. It’s the end of a long crazy exciting ramp up to one single day. I don’t know what it’s like to experience what you are going through, but as long as you married the right person, everything else is just trimming.

And how you look after meeting the President.

Her tweet, her body, her call, imo. If he said it, I’d feel differently.

Yes, my mistake, what if four people deserved to be shot, of course

“All attendees will receive a Certificate of Completion and Knowles reference booklet of industry definitions, contacts and additional useful information.”

You’re among friends here but after today, I wouldn’t admit this to anyone else.

I think a little hyperbole is allowed sometimes.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.