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Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

My daughter was 2 and during a flight to Portland her binkies took another flight, to Montreal, to visit binkie relatives. When we got home she discovered a postcard from them saying they loved Canada and they wanted to stay. She agreed to it.

weed isnt a drug its a lifestyle

She got very angry because she couldn’t even finish the question

Trump is what the Republican party needs. He is what they deserve. I support Trump 2016 if only so that the Republicans may, finally, potentially, have to take a long hard look at themselves and ask "what the ever loving fuck?"

Oh yeah blood coming out of her ears. I’ve heard that common phrase.

Well, I guess by definition, a sloth is always living in sin...

Iced tea now but I’ll probably switch to wine or possibly just chloroform myself at like 9:30

How to start your day like Mocena:

Outtakes are needed.

Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong. Then you could say you did or didn’t share his interest. And that would be that. I can’t decide what is sadder: That this is so simple, or that it’s so unlikely.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Pfft. Where’s my goddamn Bud Light?!

It’s at a time like this when I wish we were Roman.

I love her music but I am still struggling to forgive her for supporting Cosby.

Throw me in the shark tank too, just so I don’t even have to think about sex with him! He’s gross in every conceivable way.

Am so enjoying the late 2nd term IDGAF Obama.