PLEASE STOP! Excellent advice!

Exactly, his camera floated to the surface and that’s how we have this pic.

Lol who uses Morse Code. Pony Express or gtfo

That's a decent, to the point apology.

weird way to spell ‘ratings’

I’m noticing a trend with your thoughts on cheating.

As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.

“Tell your mother about the orgasm.”

I loved Ruby Rose on OITNB. Hated that she liked Piper though because Piper is one of my least favorite characters (yes, I know she’s the main character but still, bleh).

being scrumptious?

So it’s hot as balls outside when my vagina overheats are you saying that it is hazardous to run 50/50 coolant through my vagina? Does this also apply in winter with anti- freeze? I’m in California so the anti freeze thing doesn’t always happen but it can get below freezing where I’m at in the state.

John Oliver’s description of Donald Trump as “a clown made up of mummified foreskin and cotton candy” is one of the most visceral depictions I have ever heard.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh crap, it’s the cops”?

Or a tattoo, just below the waist.

Good. Now maybe they can actually help the poor instead of wasting time with bullshit lawsuits.

Sorry, too busy shopping, having periods and crying to reply.

I don’t regret mine. Especially since I ended my relationship with my ex and finally realized how abusive and controlling he was (told me he’d never marry me until I was less than 130 pounds. He monitored everything I ate and the 80 lbs I lost in the span of a few months still wasn’t enough for him). I don’t regret…

Same.

Smartest thing I ever did, just ahead of ditching the loser who knocked me up.