Just because it’s not important to you doesn’t mean it isn’t important to someone else. Having a low libido doesn't mean you don't want to enjoy sex just like not wanting sex doesn't mean you have a low libido. I don't need any medical intervention, but far be it for me to want to deny someone else the right to get…

And now they’re bringing a baby into this volatile relationship! Great.

I would guess poorly. You dated her for 18 years and didn’t get married, but are now engaged to someone you’ve been dating for 7 months. :/

Why doesn’t someone make a proper Women's Bicycle?

“We don’t have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government. It’s not about duck hunting; it’s about the ability of the individual.”

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

SKANTS?

“It’s all wrapped up in money. It’s Hollywood, we’re not at church!”

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

You can moisturize til kingdom come but when you approach being a septuagenarian that inevitably happens. I am not convinced any skin products, except sunscreen, fulfill the wild claims they make. That whole industry is a class action lawsuit waiting to happen.

Still preferable than listening to Ted Nugent.

Me too! Like, how does that work.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

For a long time I didn’t “get porn”.... But now I do, and my understanding comes entirely from watching videos of cheesy bread being pulled apart.

If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally stabbed someone … I would have no nickels.

It’s like Florida, frozen into an ice cube.

brb never sleeping ever again

That is not a human head, that is Christmas ham with a face carved into it.

I’ve been active in the BDSM scene for more than 10 years, and while I wholeheartedly approve of petplay and such, there is no way to solicit consent from passersby and therefore it’s inappropriate. Whether you practice RACK (Risk-Aware Consensual Kink) or SSC (Safe-Sane-Consensual), consent is absolutely necessary.…

Babies and toddlers are disgusting creatures who are probably the main source of such human filth. They are constantly leaking one kind of bodily excrement or another and will happily eat from an unwashed pet dish because they and the animal are best friends. They will play with random animal poop found in play-area…