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Why do libertarians wear sweaters so much?

Yeah, that’s a feminist thing. Definitely not an all human beings thing.

We all just got charged $2.95 for reading this.

“Too nice”, in my experience, translates to “Has no opinion”.

Not that I’m defending poop filled beards.... but I think a lot of people are far too freaked out by dirt nowadays.

I really needed this

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

It was

Nailed it for my 5 year old son!

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

I got 71. I’m 25. Thanks, Obama.

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

I’m sort of torn here. A part of me is like, chill out ladies, it was just a stupid Facebook post. And another part of me thinks that if my niece’s or nephew’s caregiver went on Facebook talking about how they don’t like kids and/or dealing with a lot of kids, I might suggest that my brothers find a new place to take…

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

I discovered something truly beautiful while I was searching for the above gifs :

Any repetitive noises that you can’t control are really irritating, especially in your own home. It sucks that you can’t blast music, have loud sex, or thump around your apartment without bothering others, but that’s the cost of shared space.

“My desire to cheat on Kurt made him suicidal”

Ah, see, that must be the difference because if I had millions of dollars I’d spend it all on snacks.