Disagree. A lot of babies look like Winston Churchill. This is a damn cute baby.

Well this just opens up a whole new world of obituary possibilities.

I feel like pit hair is really having a moment right now. I hope it lasts forever because I really can’t be bothered to shave and I love feeling like I am in on a trend!

I don’t know ... I think it might depend on the baby.

Makes you wonder what exactly a “brilliant” director has to do to actually get fired.

That president’s wife helped draft the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, advocated equal rights for women, African and Asian Americans, and used every tool of her position to bring attention too and support for those causes. The woman was not beloved because she was a good hostess who dressed pretty.

Alessandra, my mood is the same, but instead of laying on a bed of hot, uncomfortable rocks, I’m curled up in bed crying. You look better, but you can’t beat my flannel sheets.

I was 10. I cried on the sky mover thing.

I don't know if it's because I'm an old or a dude but rather than getting outraged at their fashion choices I'm just thinking, "Oh, those pretty young ladies look like they're having a nice time. Good for them. I hope the port-a-potties aren't too gross."

I find it fascinating that, in that video, we don’t even hear anything about Hillary until 1:34. And she does a great job, really subtly, capturing the changing face of America.

Pulling out your credit card is a great way to find out if you want to see the guy again. If he expresses discomfort at a woman paying, then you know you don’t have to waste your time on a second date.

Maya was a massive Nicholas Sparks fan.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

he doesn’t want the NSA tracking you?

Not that this isn’t great, ‘cause it is, but don’t forget the Commander in Chief of Making Faces at Babies #USA #USA #USA

He’s here to defect to Australia. Step two: Marry him off to Jessica maubouy.

I don’t really have a problem with what Kendall is wearing? Yeah, her midriff is showing, but it’s a pretty classy outfit anyway.
I was not raised Christian and have basically never been to church though, so I might not really get it.

Also I think it’s super cool that divorced couples are getting along amicably for the…

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.