"An increase in fat on hips, thighs and bottoms is not only natural but good for girls because it is appealing to males"

HOW ABOUT TELLING GIRLS NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT TEEN BOYS THINK?

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

That Meghan chick is like a pinterest board come to life. #vintage #pinup #50s #housewife #diyhairstyles #perfectcateyetutorial

"What makes me human? Let's see my beating heart and these weird feelings"

Here's the proud papa

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Because of course she is. And of course he's a Marine vet. It will be the most Murrica wedding reception ever. Vats of ranch dressing and celebritory gunfire. Then Mama grizzly will stand up and utter disparate words for 20 minutes while burning Obama in effigy.

The man was a hero under enemy fire and this is how we reward him, making Sarah Palin his mother-in-law? Has he not suffered enough?

Her little pause before saying the word "ugly" killed me. I know she had this awesome retort, but you could tell she thought it was a bad word, and it hurt her a little bit. I'm glad she has an awesome momma who encourages this good self esteem.

I feel like I probably would. I'd be all conflicted about it at first, but that slut would be all over me.

My family is presbyterian, and the church we attended used to own a few properties out in the boonies which they used for church retreats and the such. Now the presbytery set up a deal with the archdiocese where they let catholic church groups use the properties for their retreats as well, and long story short, a…

But with severance pay and a year of health insurance.

Say what you will about Wendy Williams, but she addressed this the other day on her show. She pointed out that it's highly suspect that mom has come out of the woodwork to parade around TV with her son . . . when mom left her son to be raised by a known drug addict for his entire life.

i have plenty of gatorade, somebody pass me the tyson beckford

This reaffirms my belief that old white men do not fucking understand the concept of personal space.

This bodes well for my plan to start decoupaging that dresser on my next bus ride.

Karma for Chris Brown would have been a ten year jail sentence for felony assault.

Depends on your end game use of the supplements!