Unfortunately the Kardashians don't scurry under the refrigerator when someone shines a light on them. They just turn and pose indefinitely.

That llama is all "oh hey man, yeah, just out for a stroll in this here empty lot or whatever and OMG WHAT R U DOING, DO NOT EVEN TOUCH ME."

That's not what Pearl says.

I'm a fan of this variation.

My favorite photo from last night:

I ENDORSE THIS FRIENDSHIP.

J. Lo: "Everyone!"

I am a RihCaprio denier. I refuse to believe they are anything but FWBs. Rihanna is way too awesome for Jack Nicholson, Jr.

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

wow this is...rage-inducing. thin mints can be bought anywhere. samoas are truly special

If you like hard ass, crumbly bullshit you'll love eating shortbread

I can just see Lizzie texting all her friends all "OMFG this guy! Every day is Opposite Day for him!"

Considering I've had a guy fucking following me on my commute home for the past week and a half (and has now shown up twice on my morning commute) I really, really hate this "evolutionary adaptation." Smiling at you once is not an invitation to stalk me, creeper.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

"I am not now to learn,'' replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave of the hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal is repeated a second or even a third time. I am therefore by…