I feel ya, Courtney. Getting my tits out in a parking lot makes me happy too.

Happy (sorry, happyyy) is not the word I would use to describe her expression, that's for sure.

Yeah, but they're just using the kids as troll bait.

Like...when you cut up/fry an owl they're not nearly as delicious as regular potato chips? Or they aren't so great at handling the deep fryer so their potato chips never come out correctly?

Can we name it something like "Chainz of Grace" or "Chained 2 Grace"?

I just spent a week with my new niece. Until meeting her I was getting baby fever, biological clock yadda yadda. Upon meeting her, I am fully recommitted to my child free life.

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

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Trust me, this is an excellent editorial decision.

From some tweets about this epic train-ride, I think the manspreader beside her may have been her husband, Taylor Hackford. One tweeter mentioned that clueless tourists were too busy commenting on Mirren's husband's beard to notice it was Helen Mirren.

Speaking of...

I miss you already, Burt. ... Cheers to you and everything in your future. ... Until Sunday, and then the great interwebs beyond...

There are many more independents and liberals here in the heartland than Mike Huckabee wants to admit. He already knows it but that just didn't fit on the banner that he fingerpainted with Scott Walker and Rick Perry during Arts and Crafts hour.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

"2 Chainz is considering running for mayor of College Park, Georgia and—sorry, Julianne Moore—it looks like there might be a god after all."

Tbh I just felt like making a dick joke.