Being a domestic violence victim does not disqualify her from being a perpetrator of child neglect.

Here we are - our tributes from District 12!

Ah, a wonderful and witty juxtaposition, and today, women can vote and hold public office! Let us pour one out for our great-grandmothers and the freedoms they gave us so we could snark at our peers in the garb of their choice.

If Disney could make an optimistic story with a happy ending about Tsar Nicolas II and his entire family (except one little girl) being murdered, and their bodies mutilated and dumped, I'm sure they could make an equally optimistic and happy story our of climate change. It's their JOB.

you're right, dude is not a pronoun, it's a regular noun, also:

I hope you do! Pics or it didn't happen!!!!!!!!

For when you'd really just rather he walk away.

Of course not, I shower like this:

I have no qualms about jumpsuits, but that jumpsuit has issues. It's looks like a wearable pelvic exam.

Cut my penis of once, shame on you. Cut my penis off twice...QUIT CUTTING MY PENIS OFF!!!

Kind of tangentially related, it's always pissed me off that women usually get second billing in a film, even if they're A-List to her co-star's B-List.
I've seen way too many movie posters like

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

the panda fandom will FUCKING END YOU

My cynicism can't hold up. This is one cute baby.

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Well, it's only Amish sharks that never get cancer.

I saw that! There were a bunch of places (Guardian, Yahoo, Indpendent) that picked up my rant, lol. I posted some links on my FB page. A lot of the foreign press had it, too! That is wild!

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…