And she owned every second of it.

Senior year of high school, my dementia ridden grandfather thought Thanksgiving dinner was just starting (we had finished but the adults still were around the table talking and drinking) and tried to say the Lord's Prayer as he pissed himself, destroying my mother's sanity and a dining room chair. Simultaneously…

I'm just gonna say it: I dislike bacon. It's overrated, and looks like an infection.

It's so bizarre that his image was still so positive until just recently- we knew a DECADE ago 13-14 women came forward for the civil suit. Did people just think that was, like, not something that really happened? Three of them made public statements! They were known associates of his, with professional careers and…

She was a nurse who was cleared to travel from the CDC and after becoming symptomatic, decided to go shopping anyway. A nurse who may have ebola should know upon becoming symptomatic that they MAY HAVE EBOLA. THEN the store had to close down for weeks to decontaminate (mind you, they never held her financially…

I think this is a good thing. Calorie counts on menus do affect my choices. Example: Sorry, Starbucks, but I can no longer enjoy peppermint mocha lattes now that I know they're 500 calories for a venti.

Because it's deeply unsexy

Yeah but if there were some extenuating circumstance that made this not the titanically dick move it sounds like, he would have mentioned it in the ad.

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

I heard there was a lot of honking and fighting at the summit this year.

Murder is used for humans because it separates taking the life of an unwilling victim from the act of violence that it is. We use language like that all the time. Like using the word meat, instead of dead animal. Just because we have created language that allows us to divorce ourselves from actions, doesn't mean…

That's the nice thing about the Internet: no matter what someone does, someone out there can do it better.

Baby chicks, typically, are sent through the mail as soon as they hatch; they've had enough nutrition from the egg yolk to go without food or water for several days. Once they get to their (legitimate) destination the go into a brooder with food, water, and a nice heat lamp. This is, of course, a normal scenario…

My father is a Post Master so before everyone loses their minds - it is perfectly safe to send chicks in the mail (you can send crickets, too- the Science Museum in Boston gets them by the gross). They go overnight and all is well. You can't just slap a stamp on them and put them in mailbox. Although, people put the…

The best way to survive old age is to adapt your body to live off the tears of younger people who look at you and know that they'll never be as cool as you were or are.

Well, there's no right address to go to to shoot up a bunch of people.

So, I would have had a 10/10 perfect day, but a man on the bus (a WHITE man, for the naysayers) groped me between the legs. Twice, because it was so crowded that I couldnt move away, and I was too shocked to say anything and I should have and it was awful.

I filed for divorce yesterday. He left me over two months ago and there is no chance of reconciliation, but it's still really weird. I never in a million years thought I would get divorced. I went from feeling empowered (I'm getting this over with!) to feeling sad, to just plain exhausted. It's been a week, that's for…

Exactly. No matter what kind of money these people are pulling in, there's no way they could afford the two vehicles per cat suggested by veterinarians.