"I'm about to eat oatmeal… Raisin… Granola…."

I have 20 years on you and have come to the opposite conclusion. There's a real quiet, lovely satisfaction in knowing you are a good person who won't lie, cheat, steal or screw others over, and who, in fact, goes out of one's way to be kind and helpful. I see myself as creating the world I live in. Not all of it - I'm…

I mean, yeah, absolutely. But can you imagine how grim the alternative would be? "Well, I finished my taxes, time to reward myself by snaking all my drains and mowing all my neighbors' lawns. If I get done in time I can go out for raw celery with my friends and say only positive things about people we know. If they…

Congratulations, Alaska. You're officially a more appealing place to visit than Florida.

Hey, even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

Does she still insist she made a sex tape as opposed to a porno? "This isn't a vagina, it's a candy dish. "

What. Is. This. Video.

A warm welcome to the random dudes who show up in these threads to ask why women find catcalling offensive and then ignore all the answers!

Probably so. My wife is in an MFA program herself, and she gets whiny dudes like this all the time. It's kind of funny to watch as an outsider because these guys JUST DON'T GET IT. I really think it's a complete and total lack of empathy for half of the world's population.

Hoda Kotb declared catcalling to be inoffensive and quite complimentary this morning, and Matt Fucking Lauer had to set her straight. Today meets the Twilight Zone.

Then I thought "where can I find people who won't turn down a duet with Barry Manilow"...

I'm feeling my age because I really was expecting him to holler in her as in "yell at and berate."

This looks dry as hell. The Sahara in donut-ish form.

This is like when your friend starts dating a total lame-o and you don't want to say anything because it will turn into this huge "thing" if they end up, like, getting married or whatever, but you're desperately trying to make a telepathic connection with her to let her know she's like 5 status points above him and…

Used brazier exhibit 3:

"So I sez to Mabel, I sez..."