From Revelations (which would be a perfect name for a Christian themed strip club)

"Sigh, I get older, he stays the same age. Come on Dad you're drunk."

I had so little imagination as a child that my imaginary friend was just my best friend, only imaginary. That way I could keep playing with her after she went home. It is kind of a miracle that I didn't grow up to get peeled out of someone's chimney by a fireman.

I heard it was more salary issues than this.

Ready.

RIP Terrence Howard's career, you'll be sorely missed. NOT.

That can happen to anybody, so you have to be more careful.

I went out with the guy and he was a very, very nice man and thank God he wasn't my type because I wasn't as nervous once I met him. I was like, you know what, this is just like friend time. But it was so good for my self-esteem to have somebody to say, 'You look nice,' to give you a flower, to take me out. So I went…

It's a pretty self-deceiving to think that being a narcissistic asshole with no respect for others, especially their elders, is a phenomenon new to this generation of teenagers. Socrates famously said,

Conversation I had the other night around 11:30pm after parking my car in Brooklyn:

No?

It's just so bad. LOL. Like... they just failed at everything they set out to do with this thing. Are they secretly trying to get more women to vote Democratic?

I think he was typing on the Internet. :)

It would explain why Matt Damon was so drunk.

Everyone at Amal's wedding got an iPod? Not surprised - Bono was probably handing them out. "Hey guys, our new album is already on here! No, don't walk away, I'll just slip this into your bag, then."

Sean Hannity just reported this baby was implicit in the #Benghazi cover up.

Nobody would care if sea horses got aborted BECAUSE THE DAD WOULD BE DOING IT.