That whole video (this is just the intro) is filled with SO MUCH "I Don't Give a Fuck" gif potential.

Jennifer Lopez has been offered a lube sponsorship. Not quite sure what a lube sponsorship is

I didn't see her being crowned out of pity. I saw it as friends supporting another friend and not allowing the bitches to get away with their nasty trick. Like, "Ha ha, bitches! My friends are awesome and they love me so big fat fuck you to you and your obnoxious troll friends!"

That little kee-kee is so skinny! He needs all the noms.

What an incredibly romantic gesture. I wonder what song he'll go with during the reveal.

My vagina CROCHETS. LIKE A BOSS.

Reports failed to mention that, after leaving the birth canal, Ms. Thompson's third child proceeded to stand up and repeatedly punch Newton in the balls for being dumb enough to rob a woman that badass.

This reminds me of that time my ex bought a large pizza for the both of us, but before the pizza came he dumped me, and I lost my appetite because heartbreak is filling.

In Buffalo? That's just a hockey themed wedding.

Everyone's a critic.

One Million Moms must be steaming with fury right now.

Eh, pestering for period sex might get tiresome, but I'd take that over a manbaby cringing at the mere thought of blood and insisting on unreciprocated blowjobs for a week any day of the month.

I'm going to take a radical stance here and say I don't support teachers using school equipment to manufacture drugs or moonshine for personal/recreational use, either.

So the minute she said, "you have to consider my feelings," he dropped her. Won't someone run as a write in candidate against this asshole?

You dodged a bullet, girl.

I have mentioned in a previous post that my mom raised 4 kids by herself. She took her frustrations and anger out on us, she beat the hell out of us with anything and everything within reach ( switch, extension cords, vacuum cleaner extension, pots, etc.)I love my mom, she did the best she could but she was wrong. It…

Wow,that was straight from the heart...and bold. Kudos to Carter for taking a brave stance on the subject.

It seems like you are saying this out of concern for the woman and child, but this line of reasoning serves to reinforce, not quell domestic violence. The idea that he just flew off the handle allows him to avoid taking responsibility for his actions. victims get trapped in this reasoning, it becomes the victims…

"Thou shalt not cast thy seed upon the ground, or upon the medicinally fortified, sperm proof lady hole." - Leviticus 12:34

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one." Kinda funny.