Do you think it will last?

During my second year in grad school, my mom came to visit over Thanksgiving. She was cooking a turkey for us, my roommate, and a couple of friends in a disposable aluminum pan. When she tried to pull the turkey out of the oven, the pan buckled, and grease fell into the oven. The oven burst into flames inside! My…

"There's no such record as goats on metal." I almost lost it there.

Do you... like.. television? We also like television, where we're from.

I guess? But I just can't bring myself to be insulted by someone who gives me a polite compliment.

PIZZA CAKE

Don't worry. The map will say it's 12.

In an unrelated study, a 2011 poll found that 73% of Americans "believe that they are destined to find their one, true, soul mate."

The raccoon, in sympathy for her plight, then played a forlorn tune on his water-harp.

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

But now I need a picture of six Corgis in one pan.

No, you hate Google for that. Upworthy and Buzzfeed are just the ones who play Google's game really well. And jeeeeeeez. It's a puppy post. I thought it was a funny headline. Now I will go have a sad. :(

"You'll Never Guess What This Blogger Did When She Found Out A Commenter Didn't Like Her Headline!"

do we REALLY need to add asterisks and clauses to things that should be painfully obvious when taken in context? Also: there are female condoms. Lesbians (I am one of these FYI) also use male condoms, cutting them for use as dental dams. Stop being so nitpicky and smug, please.

My all time favorite example of this was an acquaintance's mother who as VP was charged with buying a new fleet of vehicles for the company. She did some research, went to the dealership, did test drives and talked specks, and finally settled on a car, but before she could explained that she wanted a dozen of them,…

I got my first car after I graduated law school and ended up with a Nissan because I was treated similarly by a Honda dealership. I was leasing, not buying, and the sales guy straight up lied to my face about the amount of local and state taxes for leasing, telling me they were much higher than they were when I…

This goes beyond pet peeve into full outrage. Seriously dictionary, you had one job.

"another date rape song"
.....there's another? Like, as in ANY?

Whatever, ladies.