Assuming she grows up, that is. Justin and Caleb now have plenty of incentive to make sure that doesn't happen.

was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?

Next summer's blockbuster?

"World's sourest little grape."

I really hate this macho bullshit. Not to mention bull fighting.

'Her sole contribution to [my wank fantasies] was being a hot, big-boobed blonde bimbo'.

Jasmine Shea wins the internet for the day/month/year. Awesome. Absolutely great.

This comment is why we can't have nice things.

Mark, I make a point to read your stories because I love your writing voice. I'm glad you're here, and that you're willing to cover the painful stuff.

Mark is perfect. You hush.

Why the unnecessary dig on Cleveland?

I mean. I'm gay and I would ALSO make out with Zac Efron's face. AS SHOULD EVERYONE.

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

Chilling!

No kidding. I worry about absolutely everything absolutely all the time but that has never led me to think "I had better empty a clip into my bathroom door just in case there are invisible murderers in my house, who apparently really needed to use the restroom before murdering me, and also made my girlfriend disappear…

As a guy, I have to say it takes a special kind of asshole to post something like this.

Does your employer provide health care? Then you're entitled to legal medications to maintain your health. End of motherfucking story.