FUCK YOU DON'T YOU TOUCH MY POTATO OLE'S.

This is the above-mentioned husband. It's not about a low threshold, but about something that specifically turns me on. I have beat off to FAR less, and on the other hand, I have been nonplussed by things that turn most of my male friends on.

Hero woman attempts sacrifice to superior beings, is thwarted by prison staff, claims tiger.

"That's OK, we don't consider you a man."

I don't see how we disagree here. I didn't say he was an angel or imply that he was innocent. He says he is, and his mom thinks he is, but so do a lot of people who are not innocent.

If an archbishop cries in the wilderness, does he actually make a sound?

YEAH, high on FREEDOM! 'MURICA!

Yeah, but hes been shot 7 more times than she has.

No, Eugenics is the idea of stopping genetic traits (like race, physical disability, etc) from continuing. In this case they are saying that he, personally, is not fit to be a father. Just like CPS takin away children and advising you that future children will be taken at birth.

I think the photo of them is beautiful, but that wall looks like moldy cauliflower to me.

I do my best. My best, however, includes a world in which interns have to watch hours upon hours of Brian Williams footage.

Man I was way off

it's so much worse now that i can see it!

I presume that you are going to retire all your cute clothing and wear nothing but loose fitting sweatshirts, elastic-waist mom jeans and crocs when you turn 29, then?

"Imma let you finish, but...."

This is cute, but pug marriages are usually loveless arrangements. They are more about consolidating power and wealth between two pug houses.

I don't think so; I usually have off on Asshole Day.

What did I miss?