You could also, presumably, rotate the supermax contract around year by year, so that everyone gets paid in turn.

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

Mixon's lawyer...but I agree, still shitty

Your next article should be titled “How not to lose facebook friends to parenthood” because I can't go through more than 5 posts without a baby-selfie

Let Norwood make the kick at the end of Super Bowl XXV.

The Adams Family ended

those are oddly specific criteria

Penn State, your President....woof

I met my wife at a groery store. We’ve been married for over 10 years. She’s a horrible cunt and we’re going theough a divorce right now, so take that for what it’s worth.

Yeah, wait...does trolling grocery stores work?

One of the best arguments for not having a dog is you have very little to no dog pee/poop on your lawn.

I don’t think you need to follow people, scream, berate, leer out the window, etc. but don't assume because you love your dog that everyone else does.

We'd just like to take a moment to talk to you about snow blindness in cats. It's affecting more and more cats each year and it scares the living shit out of us.

Okay is it just me or is his shot not that bad? It’s got a nice arc. What’s so weird about it? His elbow is nicely tucked the whole time. Cause he doesn’t jump? Larry Bird barely jumped when he shot.

Now just because you feel like a Browns fan is no reason to act like a Colts owner.

Or, if you’re into crossfit, you should run into oncoming traffic.

Yeah, like people do that...

-Ramon Garciaparra

Sir’dominic Pointer

His brother, a professor at Cal, had no comment and swiftly flew away from the swarm of reporters.

Goose Gossage.

He banged that Vanderpump hotness Ariana Maddox. He has me beat.