Huh, when I look up White+Johnson+fantasy+football+2010, all I get are pictures of some lady named Jenn Sterger. Weird.

Not sure what more Harden could do there, but it sums up Howard perfectly. Enjoyed many such moments with his time in Los Angeles, and listened to everyone blame Kobe as he headed to Houston. Riiiiight, it was Kobe’s fault.

I was just going to say this. Coming out of surgery, forget pooping until like a week after you get off those fuckers. And that first poop will be hard enough to break up the ice on your windshield.

I hear you. After years of football and rugby, I’ve had my share of injuries. Most recently was a torn achilles which required some serious pain meds. Sure they made me feel fuzzy and loopy, but nothing I’d want to incorporate into my daily life. I really think some people are just susceptible to the high of…

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

“Women have no business ordering around men who are twice their size!”

Checks again...my mistake, carry on...

Unrelated but these are the worst commentators I’ve ever heard call an NFL game. Consistently interpret rules and calls incorrectly.

For the sake of my fantasy team, which no ones cares about, I hope McCown plays again. Gary Barnridge is nice to have with McCown under center but there’s no fantasy value for any Browns player while Johnny Footbawl is scrambling around like a headless chicken.

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.