Giants, Bears, Redskins, 49ers and Bengals...not exactly a who’s who of top NFL defenses.

The Japanese?!?!? Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders! Bosh, flimshaw!

No but Derrick Rose was in California this week

I think it’s the same situation Washington had with RG3 last year. The team has an option on his contract for next year and does not plan on bringing him back next year. If they play kap and he goes on IR, they are on the hook for his salary next year ($12 million-ish I believe)

Same thought. He was clearly trying to adjust to the deflection...come on deadspin, the content is getting worse and worse

The situation is under control. We went to party city and bought all the batman costumes.

Yeah but fage doesn’t contain 2 tbs of yogurty piss water when you open it

Except that real people literally do the same thing every single day on Instagram by posting fake/doctored photos of themselves.

People who discard cigarette butts by throwing them on the ground are assholes

You’re an asshole if you leave a voicemail saying “call me” without providing context for why I should call you back.

Sense of entitlement is strong with this one. You volunteered for the military, nobody owes you a thing.

I realize that this is big for the Cardinals wild card hopes and that regardless of outcome, Price had nothing to lose by challenging but I think the loss is actually a good thing for the Reds.

Little league parent level hitting advice there. Don’t hit it to any guys with a glove and only swing at strikes.

Von, Wolfe, Ware, Shaq, Dakota, Marshall and TJ....is this the Broncos defense or a prep school lacrosse team?

Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks.

You responded to "Jimmy Garappolo will be available immediately after week 4" and “Jimmy Garappolo will cost Rex his job” with Garappolo won’t coach the Bills...

You seriously can’t connect those dots?

He’s saying the Pats will trade Garappolo, not that Garappolo will quit and become coach of the Bills....come on man

SMH, highest paid OC in the NFL....good riddance.

I wish they’d fire these blowhard brothers but I don’t think the defense’s problems are really Rex’s fault. They are missing their starting DT (suspended 4 games), DE (PUP for at least 6 games) and MLB (out for year torn ACL).

Hopefully Pegula decides to can Rex’s ass…

Pulp can move, baby!

You forgot to mention that Kramer got the birthday card back and McCutchen has to catch a flyball in his hat during today's game