No doubt this is an incredibly shitty way to lose a game but (other than the refs), this is entirely OSU’s fault. First, the players/coaches/ad didn’t know the rule either. If they relay this to the refs, the play never happens.
Second, it’s a freaking hook and ladder...someone make a play on defense.

Adrian Peterson 2.0

Except the entire point of sitting/kneeling during the anthem was to become a social activist

Nice phone but no kids.

You might but I wouldn’t...If you have concerns about someone (you, child, spouse, whatever) dropping your phone in a toilet, you probably shouldn’t have a nice phone.

This seems like a good reason to buy a cheap phone....I'd have a hard time ever using my toilet phone again.

How do you get to 20 years old and still not know the sun rises in the East and sets in the West??

Yes, this. I'm not a fancy nutritionist or dietician but coffee, weed and food always cured my hangover

You need to be moving forward with the ball while going out of bounds to stop the clock. He made a play coming back to the ball and was pushed out coming back to the ball (his forward momentum was stopped in bounds)

1st grade - I complained to my teacher of a stomach ache, she told me to go back to my desk. 10 minutes later I complained that it hurt even more and she accused me of pretending to be sick and threatened to send me to the principal’s office. 10 minutes later I was in an ambulance on my way to the hospital because my…

This. IMO Nantz, Buck, Collinsworth, Gruden are all terrible but they talk so often that each sentence downs out the next.
Like you said, the point of the Mike Carey/Mike Perreira role is to give the fans the perspective and rules analysis from an actual NFL referee. They don't want Carey to be wishy-washy on his opi

Todd: The Bulls will win 402-0 but Jordan will be held under 200 points.

Bob: Todd, the record is 100 points.

Todd: Was, Bob. Was

I wonder what Kaep's baseball stats were from his junior year of high school...

7 finger settlement

Pain Spencer

Right on time cheesedick, only took you 5+ hours

Now I get it....the joke was incredibly stupid!

So he lives exactly one marathon (26.219 miles) away from the border?

I'm the 6th grade younger brother in this story....this absolutely happened.

There’s no way I can lose this bet unless, of course, my fifteen all-stars fall victim to fifteen separate misfortunes and are unable to play tomorrow but that will never happen.
Three misfortunes, that’s possible. Seven misfortunes, there’s an outside chance. But fifteen misfortunes—I’d like to see that.