Fuck this shit! Even my chickens want nothing to do with the snow.

I love your cat pics!

We are not exchanging gifts with family so I wound up buying the cats, dogs, and chickens gifts so our quarantine Christmas can be extra special. Because CAT HATS.

“Now our tree can watch us!” she announced triumphantly in her little baby voice. Terrifying! I love it!!!

Googly eyes do, in fact, belong on everything.

And he surely could have had influence with his GOP cronies over the past few months while this “deal” was being hashed out, but we all know what he was doing instead. Ugh

Grrr...this fuckin’ guy. People have been struggling for months and Trump, McConnell and their toadies did nothing. Now, the big hero of the people is clamoring for more? GTFO, you bulging sack of congealed grease.

Infuriating is Rubio, Gaetz, and Graham getting the COVID vaccine before frontline workers and teachers.

Premed major? Ignores public health laws? Jet ski competition?

From the Mercer Uni student handbook

Throw the damn book at her. We have the most deaths and the most covid cases in the world, the most cases and deaths per capita, and the highest level of stupid people who won’t take a deadly disease seriously because we have an asshole as president who downplayed it for political reasons.  Other countries have much…

“Won’t somebody think of the [attractive, white, blonde, female] children!”

Mack and her family took the story public and reportedly wrote a letter to the Trump administration begging for help:

“She cries. She wants to come home.”

Thoughts and prayers you fuckwads

Phil Murphy is the antichrist you know, at least that's what everyone says.

That beyonde sucks, I’m sorry for your sister. I guarantee he used the PPP loan as an excuse to block his staff’s unemployment too. These also tend to be people that claim to love “murrica”, you know the types that have an affinity for truck and boat flags. The owners of my hotel literally spent their PPP loan…

As a professional chef for the last 25+ years I'm personally pro restaurant industry going the way of the dinosaur. You see these owners on the news and they rarely if ever show concern for their staff, they have literally made their establishments death traps for bartenders and servers, many have used the PPP loans…

get that joy where you can!

Meh. I have done more than my fair share of drunk shopping online lately and our family has started a new tradition of playing Ding Ding Ditch with Christmas presents and food gifts to neighbors and family. We send the kids to drop off gifts and run like the wind.