Can we please just let Lizzo do whatever the fuck she wants? Because the woman tends to make good choices for herself.

Waaaay too many comments on here from women that left fields they loved because of sexist assholes. Fucking infuriating. 

I’ve been walking and exploring my new neighborhood, and on a random street found a lot someone turned into a garden with chickens, and they ran up to the fence to check out me and my dog. I was absolutely smitten, he did not care at all. Better he’s indifferent than barking at them.

OOOh that’s terrible, raccoons are little bastards! I just assumed your chickens had the same weird toes I have seen before on other birds. But it’s raccoon trauma!

Oh my lard why does it happen to bird feet that their toes just wither up and fall off? I had finches as a child, toes fell off. I see city pigeons missing toes all the time. Why?

My daughter has chickens. Her foster kids love to cuddle them! 

Can you pick them up?

She can have mine!

Precious!!

You should give your birds arms, like so:

They look so regal and diplomatic. Did you read to them when they were chicks and into adolescents? They look so scholarly. 

Gorgeous! They look like movie star chickens.

Beautiful birds! <3

How about holding chickens like a baby? This is my trash panda attack survivor named Bethany Hamilton. She is the first at the door to greet me and she will follow you around the yard like a loyal puppy if you turn over stones so she can get wormies. I’m kinda obsessed with her.

This is one of my gooner dogs. Pet at your own risk!! She won't give you your hand back.

Why yes, I DID spend some time holding my dog like a baby, and he loved it. Fell asleep and everything. Making him forget that I gave him a bath two days ago and made him a fluffy boy.

Big day for the tiny human. We got her her very own library card! I adore how much joy it brought her. The library has truly become one of our happy places. Tho with books being quarantined for a week before they are checked in, we have been hitting our take out limits on my card. So now we can get sooooo many more…

I will absolutely second holding a dog. Sometimes I wake up and my giant puppy’s head is on my chest and I have my arm wrapped around him, and it is delightful. Speaking of which, the pup is doing very well! While things started a bit rough, he has calmed down a lot and our routine has done him wonders. His impulse…

It starts way before dudes get girlfriends, it starts with your family. I cleaned the kitchen after family dinners (6 out of 7 nights a week) all through high school. My dad also had me cutting the grass, washing the cars, and splitting firewood. I hated that shit when I was a kid and as soon as I went away to college…

For our lunch period in high school, we had the cocky gym teacher who wore short shorts and high socks all year and was very strict about pushing chairs in at the end of each lunch and when any chairs were not properly returned, would loudly freak out and push the chairs back to the tables somewhat violently.