Yeah, NOW you tell me.

Let’s check the documentary. Seriously, treat yourself to this!

Oh, hell! That explains my kids!

What’s the worst that could happen?

Has there been any other President that has had as many awkward photos released? It is non-stop. It is like the WH photographer is tired of his shit as well. 

Play ball!

No...because Vaccines.

I think this is the real reason he won’t be throwing out the first pitch again.

You should change her name to Summer or Eve haha

See, that’s one of the reasons I hate douche—why would you want hydrogen peroxide in your bits?

“They’re not for me, they’re for my dog” (8 bottles of douche)

Oh god we have those fly bags in our yard and they fill up SO QUICKLY and are SO DISGUSTING they smell so fucking bad it’s unbelievable 

We tried everything. I finally bought 8 bottles of DOUCHE at the supermarket (my vet suggested it)to bathe her in and THANK GOD FOR MASKS PEOPLE!!!

Awww, the poor baby! Should you have any problems in the future, I can HIGHLY recommend Arm & Hammer’s deodorizing dog shampoo. Our rescue dog apparently tangled with a skunk at some point before coming to us and you can smell it when he gets wet, and nothing the groomers were trying was working, but that one actually…

Oh poor pupper !!! Why oh why do dogs go after the smelliest of smelly things. I’ve heard tomato juice/ sauce used for skunk attacks. Maybe it would work for clams ? 

Finally, a reasonable use for douche!

Oh dear. Did you try vinegar? It’s said to be effective against skunking, but the chemistry may be different.

This picture was from earlier in the week when one of the doggos decided to roll in the fly baiter bag that fell down during the storm and smelled like bad clams/rotten seafood for days. You cannot imagine how disgusting she smelled.