Paranoia is a helluva way to live.

She chose to run errands in her uniform because she thought it would get her special treatment (Free Meals/First Responders Discount/Move to the front of a line) and her immediate response not getting any of those perks triggers a PTSD type of meltdown? GOOD.

Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced.

She’s used to people offering to pay for her stuff and now she has to WAIT for her egg mcmuffin. THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE. /s

Does she think that every time McDonald’s makes you wait for your food that the employees are messing with it? Because the McDonald’s near me makes people wait all the time. I always assumed it was just. because they were busy

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

McKaren

“She likes to: leave me alone”

That shirt is the best right there.

It is your job as a parent to embarrass your teenagers.

This shirt is so bad that it's good, I love it.

Where did you get this lovely thing?

Love that shirt so much :)

After a long quarantine stuck with 3 teenagers, I’ve found my ultimate revenge shirt to wear with them in public. They don't understand my awesome taste in fashion and beg me to wear normal clothes. Fuck that shit.

What’s going on in your kitchen? I made raspberry ricotta cake, because in a few weeks, we’re going to have an alarming amount of raspberries and I had to get rid of the ones in the freezer. The cake is good, not too sweet. I also made a really good dinner salad this week, with a mix of romaine, butterhead, arugula,…

Am...am I the first post this week??

Speaking of renaming military installations:

It looks like she’s using the same spray-on tan he is. That’s not a color that occurs in humans naturally.

In 2020 in America, according to the president, kneeling during the national anthem is so disrespectful to the American military as to be borderline treason, and anyone who does it is a son of a bitch who should be fired, but the legacy of ACTUAL TRAITORS responsible for the murder of hundreds of thousands of…