Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

By the way, as an unrelated sidenote, the rope break inconsistency just drove me nuts during the Lesnar/Braun match. At first I couldn’t understand why Lesnar didn’t break the Kimura despite Braun constantly grapping the ropes, but I rationalized that apparently the rope break just doesn’t apply. Except then it did.

Except I think they spell it “Bourtles” over there.

That match was so ridiculously dope and easily the match of the night for me. I mean when they had Ambrose kickout of having Rollins powerbombed on him from the top rope, I was marking out so hard with a blissful smile upon my face. Four of the best just going all out, although I am slightly concerned of Ambrose’s…

A singles push from Vince?

Well, now we know what he wants for Christmas.

I heard the practice of Isaac Yankem, DDS went up in flames.

LOL I love that he turned to Sheamus and was basically like “BRRROOOOOOOOO!! YOU SEE THIS????”

I mean I guess I get it. In the moment if you do this kind of thing for a living you might go “Okay, I can get my teeth fixed later” and take advantage of it, I just can’t imagine how one GETS to that point. I’ve chipped teeth before and freaked out about it for days

No points awarded for saying you want to protest but won’t because it’s not popular enough among your peers. I will award your choice of shrug emojii but that’s it.

For real. I get that kayfabe is everything to some people, but I would have been totally okay with them just stopping the match for thirty seconds to find his teeth chippings.

Boy I don’t think I’d have the presence of mind to actually sell that the way he did

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Third stringer is Stoler. I know you likely do not care but I want the name to haunt someone’s nightmares besides just my own.

Of course it’s not all, that’s true in most places. But...

Oh i forgot to mention we’re also very thin skinned...

Where I live I’m represented by a DFL state representative, DFL state senator, two DFL US senators in Franken and Klobuchar, a DFL governor in Dayton, and a DFL US rep in Ellison (the SCARY MOOSLIM).

Why would they sign Kaepernick? They already have a quarterback with knee issues.

MN resident and Vikings fan here. We may be blue, but trust me when I say, go 15 minutes any direction out of the twin cities and we’re just as much a bunch of mouth breathing, ‘but her emails’, not worth the distraction, ignorants as any southern state. On that note, if we seriously trot Keenum’s ass out there…

*quietly hides her massive stash of trials guns*