Ehhhhh Patrick Stewart is a bit too old for Spider for my taste, as much as I love him.

Why not just adapt Transmetropolitan. It’s badly needed in a Trump’s America. Plus, they’d automatically get Patrick Stewart onboard and Warren Ellis has experience writing for animated tv shows.

One less year of brutal head trauma. Way to take the W on this one Eric.

How long until Clay Travis tries to truther this by bringing in some handwriting expert after one of his fans sifted through the Sumlin’s trash to find writing samples?

I don’t know about percentages, but I guarantee you the lowest possible number is 62,984,825. 

I have dealt with a few in my time and you are absolutely correct. I am sure the LVPD chief has his head in his hands right now, wishing ball gags were mandatory for the union spokesman.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

I pine for the days when the only time pigs showed up on Deadspin was when they shat on their own balls.

It was a great little event with a lot of cool Dutch/European brewers. I’ve got a few more to look out for, especially local sours. (If you ever see anything by Nevel Artisan Ales out of Nijmegen where you are, pick it up.) My brother really liked a lot of the NEIPAs they had too, but I really dislike IPAs so I stuck…

ahh, forgot about Banshee Cutter, I like that one too; it’s been on tap at Black Sheep all summer.

Yep. That’s certainly how I approach whiskey, where many of the big boys have great stuff up and down the product line, while your local micro-distillery is almost certainly producing drastically over-priced and under-aged garbage.

Take that for MAGA.

In response, the Grizzlies have shown their commitment to ridding the city of old offensive statues by letting Zach Randolph go.

I like the insane sours more than the insane IPAs, but I think that’s just me. I am really pleased it’s the new trend, though. I was at a beer festival in Amsterdam a few weeks ago and I could spend the whole day drinking sours, which I wouldn’t have been able to do before even with Belgium being so nearby.

Need to be able to give more stars for a Jawbreaker reference

They don’t want the distraction. They don’t want the baggage. They don’t want his activism. They don’t want his divisiveness.

You’re right. England does not want to give America its independence. And no amount of pissing and moaning is going to change that.

so why do they lie about it?

all 32 NFL teams dont want to anger racists who love it when unarmed black men are shot. that’s where we are now.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…