Don’t be silly. There can’t be enough racists, misogynists, and idiots in the country to elect Trump president.

If history has proven anything, it’s that assholes stop being assholes when they achieve success.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

You goddamn mother fuckers.

Right? This makes zero sense. Clayton is the complete antithesis of these talking head blabbermouths spewing nothing but fluff and conjecture.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

Time to break these out for my next mani pedi...

May it embiginate. Bigly.

I laughed.

Create Nuclear Holocaust, Make Plagues Great Again!

I think Bannon has a monopoly on the plague of boils.

God used to do the best plagues. Locusts, blood, slaying of the first born. Just a hole now? No stamina! SAD!

Uhhhh, yup.

In before the debate even gets started.

Well, I mean, he didn’t go too deep.

Okay, so are you ready for the punchline?

You’re trying to tell me that isn’t those guys’ heritage? Please.

That’s awesome. Made even better than a solder named Sherman captured it.

Exactly! When people poke fun at me, my natural inclination is to become super racist and attempt to revise history.