I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

You know he already has a self-written fan fic of this exact situation.

Maybe they could make up at a bar and Patrick can offer to buy Russell and his crew a round. Not a second round, though.

Britt McHenry was just let go on the air on SportsCenter. The Worldwide Leader announced that they would validate her parking, however.

“Now on 5 hours a day, it’s ‘Shouty and Squinty’, where Stephen A. shouts, and Darren squints blankly into the abyss!”

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

Frozen 2: 2 Blessed 2 B Stressed

I bet you’d still see a hockey coach out there.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

You wouldn’t really expect to see a big cat blowing a dog whistle.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Yeah, but you’re tagged PVP as soon as you board.

that dunk was a real head turner; myles above any other jam in that game.

How did he go from a 6.41 ERA (!) with 108 K’s at age 32 to a 2.77 ERA with 180 K’s at age 36 with the Cubbies? It’s certainly a head-scratcher.

Nice outfit, but you have to win.

You’re in a healthy place.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

This is good trolling. You should continue to feel bad about yourself.

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?